“The Dangerous Kit” teaches kids at a young age not to be afraid of the world around them and to be critical thinkers by providing hands-on experience with items at different times in culture have been seen as shockingly dangerous when the true scale of their deleterious effects is between zilch and inane. A booklet is included with supplementary information. Included items are:
- Mercury… to play with like your parents did!
- Dose of DDT… to drink or bathe in!
- Chunks of uranium… rub it on your face! Don’t worry! It’s safe!
- Potato chips… will cause obesity! [WARNING: CONTAINS TRANS-FATS]
- Stairway to Heaven… a song which will corrupt your mind using subliminal antisemitic messages!
- Maoist propaganda… for distribution on Halloween!
- All-in-One Jenkem kit… fool the media and police!
Coming soon, to a store near you!
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